Now that the tax code has been fixed...

Here's some really bad news for Trail Blazer fans: "Gatsby" Wyden (R-NY) has declared himself in charge of keeping the team in Portland. This virtually guarantees that they will be moving elsewhere. 

But his biggest fans play along gushingly, here. It's got to be one of the silliest uses of newsprint in a long time (and the second in three days). It's like they've expanded the cartoon page into a special issue.