This is funny, but pathetic-sad funny. Portland Mayor Dud Wheeler's new flack quit after just a week of dealing with the mayor and his genius BFF, Former Mayor Creepy. Poor thing, I wonder if there's a severance package.

Creepy does so well with flacks. Remember this and this and this? Good times. Dud chose well by bringing him on board, despite the fact that the voters said so clearly that they don't want him around. He's such a stabilizing force in these uncertain times.