Almost there

Darvin Zimmerman, the screamingly biased judge in Clark County, Washington whose outrageous remarks of a week ago revealed his unfitness to be on the bench, has apologized and is "taking time off."

"I have decided to take some time off to reflect on my behavior and to determine what I can do to help heal the community I have served,” the statement said.

Here's something you can do, Judge: Retire. Today. 

It's easy. You're 70.