Treasure these few words till we're together

It's not quite election season yet, but already the pre-election porn is arriving. Today the mailman brought this beauty:

The elected officials get to do this, send out shameless self-promotion, in the guise of "reporting back" to the little people. "Writing the strongly worded letters... FOR YOU." And of course, YOU're paying for this little communiqué:

I have no problems with Dexter – there's nothing Sinister about her – or with her mailer. But I am a little worried about her handwriting. I guess it proves she's a doctor.


Comments

  1. Just don't get between Maxine and a camera!

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  2. I cannot get over how dumb she sounds for her milk comment. Chocolate milk isn't racist? Anyways, what are her accomplishments? Boofing kit upgrades. I find someone whose tax liability is infinitely rising maybe isn't "fine" with Dexter's output, that said maybe she can improve Poortland.

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  3. Her main job is to try to save the country from the insane and vicious people currently running the Executive Branch. I have no problems with her performance on that front.

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  4. Maxine won the race to employ the f-bomb...followed meekly by another Congressperson (the lady with the McDonalds frachises). For that, we award her the Abe Lincoln Rhetoric Prize.

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