Did he doody?

The internet is alive today with reports that at a media event staged at the White House on Thursday, the President of the United States of America, seated at a desk in his makeup and surrounded by his bizarre entourage, defecated in his trousers.

This video, whch is being dissected with a fervor not seen since the Zapruder film, certainly shows that something unusual took place. According to those who have studied it most carefully, the "download" occurred at about 00:34. Within seconds, everyone was abruptly hustled out of the room.

I'm not sure whether to laugh hysterically or weep hysterically. But this is our country now.

As for the poor woman in the green jacket, she now joins Plaid Shirt Guy in the pantheon of MAGA rally extras. Congratulations to her for achieving internet immortality.