Name the new Portland football team

I see that they're going to try once again to start another U.S. pro football league, this time with a fall schedule, and the Portland area will be getting a team.

The story, here, makes no mention of a name for the team. They'll be playing out in Hillsboro, but my assumption is that the players will be known as the Portland Something-or-Other. But what?

The name ought to reflect the true state of our city and state at this moment in history. But what does that suggest?

The Portland Squatters? The Portland Nonprofits? The Portland Socialists? The Portland Protesters? The Portland Shards? The Portland Dealers? The Portland Stabbers? The Portland Mollycoddlers?

One option would be to go with a singular noun, like the Thunder or the Heat. The Portland Exodus, perhaps? The Portland Plywood? The Portland Vacancy? The Portland Lunacy? The Portland Overdose? The Portland Narcan?

Maybe we should go with two words, like the Trail Blazers. Say, the Portland Blue Smokers? The Portland Bum Doo? The Portland Cat Snatchers? The Portland Harm Reducers? The Portland Tax Collectors? The Portland Car Haters? The Portland Gang Bangers?

Is "Tear Gas" one word or two?

Maybe we should go statewide with the Oregon Bourbon Stealers. Or how about a sanitary option like the Oregon Koteks? 

None of these sound right. Readers, help us out.