Show your pride

Oregon keeps coming out with new custom license plate designs. They used to worry that having too many would confuse traffic cops, but now that we don't have traffic cops any more, I guess they figure what the heck.

The latest design honors bees. How nice.

Now that the floodgates are open for this sort of thing, I'll bet the DMV is going to be inundated with suggestions for more designs. I've been working on one, but I don't know if it's ready to submit just yet. Readers, what do you think? It lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.


  1. How culturally creative!
    FL = F’n’ Losers?

  2. (“FL”) Meaning the taxpayers & caring residents who’ve had to rely on incompetent elected officials and sadistic cops. Certainly not meaning poor lost suffering souls.

  3. As a long time Oregonian I like that they still have the traditional plate but I kinda like the bees.

  4. You don’t even need a plate you can go au natural without raising a policeman’s eyebrow.

    1. I thought that was known as ‘commando’.

  5. Really, we really a plate that says “Addict’s Paradise” with a syringe and tent in the background in front of the Portland skyline

  6. Well it’s better than a graphic of magic mushrooms I guess.

  7. Oregon where everything is high- taxes, trash, and tweakers

  8. I admire your restraint. I was expecting a “houseless” individual taking a dump in front of city hall


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