One that won't make me nervous

You're vaccinated, but still you catch Covid. While you sit at home and pray, you may soon be taking this drug, which Big Pharma is wheeling out to federal regulators now. Can you say "molnupiravir"? I hope they don't nickname it "molly" – maybe "the nupe"?

The manufacturer, Merck, isn't revealing the side effects yet, and you can be sure there will be idiots who refuse to take any drug. But it could be a game-changer for the sane people.

Then again, it may be used as another excuse not to get vaccinated. This being 'Murika and all.