Today's news from the barrel

Another apple is "under investigation." This time it's a Multnomah County corrections deputy, identified as Robert J. Haney, and the problem is alleged "misuse" of vaccination cards.

And what a surprise! He lives in Clark County, Washington.

Yep, it's the old "paid administrative leave," for the past two weeks and change. He had great weather, didn't he?

Although a Facebook page indicates that maybe it's a permanent vacation. Check the tenses of these verbs: