Titanic deck chairs being diligently salvaged

Wow, here's a wild one. Portland's boy wonder district attorney, Mike Schmidt (lifetime batting average .017), has decided to take to YouTube to show what a rough, tough customer he is. Somebody must have shown him some poll numbers.

But if you really want to know how he's doing, just drive around downtown or the inner east side. Look around. You'll learn more than any YouTube speech could ever tell you.

While he's on the internet, young Mike might want to keep his LinkedIn page current. He'll be on the market again in a few years.