Make believe the refrigerator is broken

An alert reader sends along this news story, which proves that you can vaccinate people a lot faster than we are doing now. 

Step 1:  Consider it an emergency.

We need somebody who can get stuff done. The current crew of bureaucrats in Salem ain't cutting the mustard.

But whom can we enlist?  John Kitzhaber?  Knute Buehler?  Chip Kelly?  Storm Large?  The Pok Pok guy?