I'll take a six-inch whatever on whatever

I laughed when I read that a lawsuit now alleges that Subway tuna sandwiches contain no actual tuna. 

What Subway bills as tuna is a "mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna, yet have been blended together by defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna," according to the complaint.

This comes on the heels of that Irish court ruling that Subway bread has too much sugar to legally be called bread.

You do wonder what's in that stuff. You walk in the shop and the aroma is other-worldly. But for a few years there, I lived on those things, and so I don't like to think about it for too long.