O mother, tell your children

A while ago, I arrogantly posted a screenshot of my sports gambling account, showing three winning bets in a row. Such genius! Yeah, well, here's the latest – six $1 bets:

The $6.00 loss does not include the value of the time spent thinking about this crap.

Ladies and gentlemen, my career as a sports gambler is over. When the last of my $50 stake is gone, it's the end.

If I had this kind of time to tear my hair out, I'd take up golf.