Break out the aluminum pole

The alternative holiday Festivus includes not only the Feats of Strength, but also the Airing of Grievances. This year's Festivus finds us all adding in a new holiday pastime: gathering around the internet, watching hated celebrities get the Covid vaccine, and cursing them out.

There goes Mike Pence getting his – the bastard!

Look, it's Rupert Murdoch getting his – that asshole!

So festive. And just think, this will go on for months. By Valentine's Day, we'll be down to Megyn Kelly.