When all you want is a tasty snack...

 But you get enlisted.

What a country.


  1. "The Preferred Snack for Enhanced Interrogation."

    1. Think of it as waterboarding, only with guacamole.

  2. America’s always had a thing about using glorified danger and daring to sell things to folks who can only experience courage vicariously; so we get these absurd Meal Team 6 types who dress up in camo and Army Surplus gear because they wouldn’t go within a hundred miles of serving themselves. The pseudo-phood processed corn products with radioactive orange fallout dust is the epitome of this phenomenon, just another step on the way to the world of “WALL-E” where the fat slugs have lost the ability of self-locomotion entirely and are glued into their loungers forever.


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