That riot shed will set you back

I blogged yesterday about a mailer that many Portlanders received selling "riot sheds," which are the new bomb shelters for our Age of Antifa and Proud Boys. Shortly after I complained that we didn't get our flyer, it showed up in our mailbox, too.

But rather than toss hers in the recycling and forgetting it, an alert reader actually went on line to check these safe rooms out, and hoo boy, they are not cheap! 


I love that for 50 grand, they're merely bullet "resistant," not bullet-proof. Anyway, please be aware that hunkering down in style may not be within your budget.


  1. Unless these are airtight and have their own oxygen supply, it seems like it would be pretty easy to justsmoke someone out.


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