The Wheeler jokes write themselves


Downtown businesses folding left and right. Riots in the streets. A surge in shootings around the city. A deadly pandemic. The worst air quality on the planet for a week. A city budget coming apart the seams.

But don't worry, the mayor of Portland stays on top of things.


If I didn't know better, I'd think the guy is stoned half the time.

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  1. Mayor Wheeler has gone even further to show support for "Lights Out Portland." He's agreed to run his brain on the Dim setting until all this is over.

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