The Wheeler jokes write themselves
Downtown businesses folding left and right. Riots in the streets. A surge in shootings around the city. A deadly pandemic. The worst air quality on the planet for a week. A city budget coming apart the seams.
But don't worry, the mayor of Portland stays on top of things.
Tonight, Portlanders are encouraged to dim or turn off their lights for "Lights Out Portland." Light pollution can be harmful to humans, plants and other animals including the birds who are beginning their migration. Thanks @PortlandAudubon for your advocacy and leadership.
— Mayor Ted Wheeler (@tedwheeler) September 19, 2020
If I didn't know better, I'd think the guy is stoned half the time.
Mayor Wheeler has gone even further to show support for "Lights Out Portland." He's agreed to run his brain on the Dim setting until all this is over.
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