The Wheeler jokes write themselves

Downtown businesses folding left and right. Riots in the streets. A surge in shootings around the city. A deadly pandemic. The worst air quality on the planet for a week. A city budget coming apart the seams.

But don't worry, the mayor of Portland stays on top of things.

If I didn't know better, I'd think the guy is stoned half the time.


  1. Mayor Wheeler has gone even further to show support for "Lights Out Portland." He's agreed to run his brain on the Dim setting until all this is over.


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