Lie of the month
Darn it, I had to wipe down my computer screen last night after this headline caused me to laugh so hard I spit out my rioja:
That really is a good one! Ha! Ha!
Of course, it's only funny until someone dies. No, wait, that just happened in Pennsylvania.
I guess if you're okay with a significant likelihood of getting your brain damaged for life on the football field, a mere possibility of contracting a potentially deadly virus with unknown long-term effects is okay, too.
What fools these mortals be.